HULK SMASH
ANG LEE MOVIE!!! HULK LIKE REBOOT!!! Well… Hulk wasn’t the only one who did. We
all liked this movie better than that OTHER Hulk movie. Hulk-poodles? REALLY!?
Anyway, this is a pretty good way to get into the Hulk. If you thought the Hulk was an uninteresting
character and was stupid, you should watch this movie. Also…. It’s really
awesome to watch the Hulk destroy!!!
The Incredible Hulk, a reboot, sequel?
No one really knows what Marvel was doing with this movie at the time, so
people just said that it was a reboot. As far as a reboot goes, it is good.
Yes, a movie about a giant green monster was good. Frankenstein is looking at
this movie and saying “Damn man. I wish I could get a movie like yours.”
Our story isn’t an origin of the Hulk
but instead, what happens after he becomes the monster. Bruce Banner (played by
Edward Norton), a gamma radiation scientist, experiments on himself to crack
the secret of the super-solider formula, a formula that was used on Captain
America in WW2. The experiment goes horribly wrong and turns him into the
goliath we all know and love.
Bruce Banner is in hiding, trying to
look for a cure, and not turn into the Hulk. General “Thunderbolt” Ross (played
by William Hurt) finds out where he is and sends a black opps team to get him.
The team of soldiers are led by Emile Blonsky (played by Tim Roth), a badass
soldier, that gets to keep his beard, because he is a badass. When the soldiers
corner him, the Hulk is unleashed in a pretty nerve racking scene.
Banner then, continues to run and has
to find a cure. He goes to his old love, Betty Ross (played by a TERRIBLE Liv
Tyler) to help. They are then in New York, trying to keep a low profile.
Meanwhile, Blonsky takes a sample of the same formula that Banner took and
becomes… THE ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!
The final fight happens, and it is freaking
awesome! That last 20 minute fight is amazing to watch on the big screen. The
CGI in the fight is really cool, and it’s how you would imagine how the Hulk
would fight the Abomination in a movie. Even though they don’t do motion
capture with their special effects, it’s still cool.
The acting, except for Liv Tyler, is
pretty good. Edward Norton is a good Bruce Banner. He would’ve been great in
The Avengers, but sh!t happened. Norton really knew how to use this character
and make him relatable. Tim Roth is a good villain, although his motivations
are a little unclear. When he is getting the super-soldier formula and smiling
like an evil person, you don’t know why.
William Hurt is ok. Nothing is there
for the character to keep him going through the movie, other than capturing the
Hulk. They should’ve gone a little more into his character, because for most of
the movie, he is the main antagonist. Liv Tyler SUCKED IN THIS MOVIE!!!
The overall movie is basically The
Fugitive but with the Hulk. It is done well, but there are problems, like…….
*COUGH* (Liv Tyler) *COUGH*. Other than those small problems, it’s a Full
Price! Enjoy and replace Liv Tyler with a grilled cheese sandwich, because
that’s the level of her "acting” ability.
RATING SYSTEM
BADA$$ MOTHEREFFIN’ BAD
A$$!
FULL PRICE!
MATINE!
RENTAL!
WHY!??!?!?!?!?!
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