Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Age of Ultron Book 10 Review!!!!


I'm not even going to beat around the bush. No introductions. This book was garbage. I was so dissapointed. If I could rather watch the Spawn movie, (I probably wouldn't), but you get it! This book was confusing, underwhelming, and the ending just made me think "WHAT WAS THE POINT?" You gave me 4 good books, brought in time travel (which ruins everything), and insult me by making me think this was going to change the Marvel Universe forever! That's how they presented it! THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN TERMINATOR IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!!! The deaths didn't matter, the twists didn't matter, oh yeah, AND THE WHOLE EVENT DIDN'T MATTER!!!

Ok, let's get into this.... *deep breath* story.

The book starts with Hank Pym, doing something unimportant, and so uninteresting the book doesn't even get into it, for it knows it's stupid. He gets a message to open his door. He opens it seeing a package with no messenger. Turns out the Invisible Woman brought the package. If you notice the first BIG problem of this book it's that you don't know what is going on. This opening has nothing to do with the ending of the last book. Where's the big Ultron prototype? Where did that go? You know what? I don't care.

When he opens the package it's a video of him talking to him. He tells him what will happen unless they do something fast. We then cut to a story that was released almost 3 years ago. This little issue was a lead up to Age of Ultron. The only good thing about this is the art. It's awesome to see Bryan Hitch back in this series. I loved the art. So as the years old issue goes on Ultron returns. Next page we go to some different art work. Before Ultron escaped Hank Pym put a virus into his system.... ok. This is the chance for the Avengers to destroy the machine. So they fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, and Thor destroys him. Great, that means it's over right? Right guys? NO! NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

We cut to a bunch of stupid universal stuff happening, involving the Ultimate Marvel Universe getting 616 Galactus, Angela from Spawn coming out of no where, and bla bla bla bla bla!

I'm underwhelmed and tired. This was bad. Confusing, bad story telling, and if you're going to read it, DON'T! This is a LEAVE IT ON THE SHELF!!!

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